Unemployment and cattle prods

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During this political season, maybe it's time for new ideas. I wonder if this one from Australia would be popular over here:
An Australian politician has used his first speech to parliament to call for unemployed idlers to be stung with a cattle prod to get them to work.
That will get some people moving.

(Note: I thought about writing that will get people "moooooving," but then thought it was just stupid. So please forget that I even mentioned it.)

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