HBO's lineup in 1987

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Recently I saw an advertisement for HBO from 21 years ago. Here's what HBO was hyping in 1987:

MOVIES
Sylvester Stallone in Cobra
Back to School
The Karate Kid, Part II
Poltergeist II: The Other Side
Aliens
JoJo Dancer

SPECIAL EVENTS
Wimbledon (tape-delayed)
Cyndi Lauper's concert in Paris

A little bit stronger programming these days, huh?

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