A very strict dress code

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Here's an interesting sign from a club.

The dress code is strict ... no caps, no baggy pants, no cargo pants, no shorts, no T-Shirts, no muscle shirts, no tennis shoes, no sandals.

But if you want to smoke, that's no problem.

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