A gray squirrel contraceptive research project is under way on the Clemson University campus in conjunction with the USDA National Wildlife Research Center. The study is being conducted to reduce the damage the rodents cause to trees and shrubs.
I guess, like with teenagers, the abstinence lecture didn't work with squirrels.
Great icebreaker at parties ... Hey, so what are you up to at work?
You know, just some research on contraceptives for rodents. Typical stuff.
