Monday, March 24, 2008

Open lewdness runs amok

Question of the day:

What do you have to do to get charged with risking a catastrophe, criminal mischief and open lewdness?

A. Trash office space at a hotel
B. Drike a forklift into a wall
C. Throw a 300-pound pizza oven to the floor in a market
D. All of the above while naked.

Truly a situation where the phrase "ran amok" applies.