Assault with a smelly weapon
If someone passes gas next to you, it's not just an annoyance. According to the police in South Charleston, West Virginia, it's battery.
When police were trying to get fingerprints, police say Cruz moved closer to the officer and passed gas on him. The investigating officer remarked in the criminal complaint that the odor was very strong.But not strong enough to be considered assault with a deadly weapon. The officer is expected to fully recover.