Inflatable poo causes damage

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Actual headline:

Escaped 'giant poo' causes chaos

The actual art exhibit it came from is much more strange. It's called "Complex (Expletive you can probably guess)."

From the story:
A giant inflatable dog poo has caused chaos, breaking windows and pulling down power lines, after it flew away from an outdoor exhibition.

The artwork by American artist Paul McCarthy blew away from a Swiss museum, living up to its title.
Maybe I don't appreciate art enough, but I think the exhibit stinks.

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