Another Machete Attack, Part IV

Another excellent reason not to have a machete lying around your house:

Your teenage son might threaten you with it in a dispute over curfew.

Wait, it was actually two machetes.

That's one more than was used when a man attacked his friend with a machete over a case of Bud Ice.

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