Thursday, April 10, 2008

The Thudguard Helmet

Ladies and gentlemen, especially those who are parents of toddlers, I pass along news of this invention:

The Thudguard.

Thudguard is a revolutionary new product, an infant safety hat, designed to help absorb and reduce the impact of head injuries due to a fall or collision. It is suitable for babies and toddlers aged 7 months to 2+ years.

Soon to be available, a bubble-wrap jumpsuit.