Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Olympians, stay away from turtle blood and deer

To make sure the Olympics are a fair competition, competitors will be tested for steroids and amphetamines. But what about other potential performance-enhancers?

Don't worry, China is all over it.

So no athlete will get an advantage from turtle blood, angelica root portions or deer penis.

Jose Canseco was unavailable for comment.