Friday, September 5, 2008

Watch out for the cross-dressing purse-snatcher

Now today's story that seems to be created by mad libs:

"A cross-dressing robber snatched a 74-year-old woman's purse in St. Lucie West on Tuesday before a faux breast popped out of his tube top, according to a police report released Thursday."

It's all in the story. Along with a description of who you should be looking for. It seems he/she won't blend into a crowd well:

"The assailant wore a short jean skirt, tube top and white flip-flops, weighs 130 to 140 pounds and is of thin build. He sported shoulder-length hair with maroon hair attachments in a dreadlocks style."