A Denny's Grand Slam, plus a dramatic show
Not that anyone needs any more reasons NOT to do drugs, what with all the public-service announcements, educational programs and sightings of Amy Winehouse, but here's another:
If you do drugs, you might try to cut your arm off in a Denny's.
"He wouldn't obey a substantial number of commands and continued to stab himself," a police officer said. "There were some tense moments, but a lot of patrons didn't know what was going on."
Yes, that doesn't happen often at Denny's. Even when the kitchen is falling behind on gettin' out the Grand Slam breakfasts.
If you do drugs, you might try to cut your arm off in a Denny's.
A 33-year-old man who tried cutting off his arm inside a busy Denny's restaurant because he believed it would save his life was arrested Friday night, according to Modesto police.The story has all the details, including how he tried a butter knife and then a butcher knife.
"He wouldn't obey a substantial number of commands and continued to stab himself," a police officer said. "There were some tense moments, but a lot of patrons didn't know what was going on."
Yes, that doesn't happen often at Denny's. Even when the kitchen is falling behind on gettin' out the Grand Slam breakfasts.