Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Condoms, an energy drink, and that will be all

In Dallas, we have some frightening robberies. And some very strange ones:
Dallas police today are searching for a man who robbed a 7-Eleven convenience store in his wheelchair, stealing 10 boxes of condoms and an energy drink before rolling himself out the door, authorities said.
Yes, if you're going to take 10 boxes of condoms, you better also get an energy drink. Actually, it's pretty sad. Police do not have any suspects, but they believe the man may be homeless.

Or going to a party. Or both.