This just in:
Tom Brady arrested for lewd conduct in a McDonald's drive-thru.
But it's probably not the Tom Brady you're thinking of, especially if you're a football fan. The alleged lewd conduct involves a different Tom Brady, which is probably what this Tom Brady's parents are telling their friends.
From the story:
"Brady was transported to the Fairfax County Adult Detention Center and charged with two counts of indecent exposure and one count of indecent gestures."
Exposures and gestures. He has lots of explaining to do.