Thursday, July 31, 2008

Exercise in a pill

Exercise in a pill? Maybe.
Today's booming gym business could start to go bust if scientists confirm the initial promise of two performance-enhancing, fat-melting pills that mimic the physiological benefits of exercise without all the sweat.
No, this isn't from the Weekly World News. This might really be something.

Of course, it will probably have some side effect such as dementia or 100 percent impotence. But if scientists can make this exercise in a pill happen, it will be an example of human intelligence at its peak.

For human intelligence at its lowest, check in with these teachers.