Tatum O'Neal was arrested for possession of cocaine Sunday night, and she's doing something rare:
Thanking the police for arresting her.
"I'm still sober!" the 44-year-old actress told New York Post columnist Andrea Peyser in a phone call shortly after being released from custody Monday.
"Just when I was about to change that and wreck my life, the cops came and saved me! I was saved by the bell, by the guys in the Seventh Precinct."
Well, maybe. This is coming from a recovering drug addict.