Thursday, May 29, 2008

A different kind of roids in baseball

If you're a baseball player and you haven't been playing well, it's good to know that the manager is behind you. It's even better when that manager backs you up publicly.

In most cases, anyway. But for Detroit Tigers third baseman Carlos Guillen, maybe it was better to suffer in silence. Here's what his manager had to say:

"He can hardly move -- he's got hemorrhoids so bad. He's been playing with hemorrhoids that probably need to be lanced."

Fans will remember Guillen for that for a long time. But maybe it will get him into a commercial like this: