Video of softball chants and cheers

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Have you ever gone to a softball game and watched some of the interesting chants the players do? Some are pretty creative, some are pretty unintelligible.

I went out to a few games and put together a video on it for The Dallas Morning News. Here it is:

Softball chants and cheers

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