Attention to anyone who saw the 1993 BMW that seemed to be going a little too fast:
No need to worry. The driver has taken care of his Oreo problem and shouldn't be a danger to you again. ...
Police say Vonkummer told the trooper that an Oreo had just slipped from his fingers as he dunked it in a cup of milk, and that he was trying to fish it out when he lost control of his car.
So he wasn't drunken. He was dunkin'.