I was thinking of having my son's birthday at a Chuck E. Cheese this year. The fun! The games! The cardboardish pizza!
Oh yes, and the wonderful family environment:
Two Boston-area moms are being summoned to court after police say they got into a fistfight at Chuck E. Cheese Saturday when one woman's son "hogged" an arcade game from the other's 9-year-old birthday boy.
"Unfortunately, a birthday night out turned into a birthday melee," police Sgt. Paul Thompson said. "I don't even know if they finished their pizza."
Not finishing the pizza. Now that would be a tragedy.