Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Do Type IV Extraterrestrials like Reese's Pieces?

We can only hope so, making them the friendly type we know well.

According to the India Daily:

Signs of type IV extraterrestrial influence in Abell 1835 IR1916, a galaxy 13,230 million light-years away, merely 470 million years young from the time of big bang, have been discovered.

You can read the article here. If you think it will be too confusing, don't worry. It seems pretty straightforward to me, including this paragraph:

The Universe was a cold and opaque place. Something went wrong, according to some scientists. Intervention was needed by the Type IV civilization that created the big bang in their massive inter-universe particle colliders.