The Path is Still There, Class of 2020
During this time of staying at home more to combat the spread of COVID-19, we’re all a little starved for entertainment. So to the folks who recently discovered that their evening stroll would include a live comedy performance, you’re welcome. The comedy occurred when a man, certainly lacking in grace but seemingly able-bodied, fell while performing the complex act of walking. I wish I could say it was while playing a sport, or running, or pushing through some 20-minute online workout called the Fat Burning Ab Blasting Glute Smasher, but no, I was walking. I wasn’t even trying to chew gum at the same time. I was just walking. And then falling. And then, while still a bit dazed, thinking about the advice I would give this year’s high school and college graduates, perhaps through a glitchy Zoom teleconference in which every third word sounds like a combination of badly autotuned human voice and random guitar strumming. I’ll get to that in a moment. But first, a few more det