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Humor Me: It's time for Girl Scout Cookies

By MATT WIXON As I reached for the doorbell with my arms full of delicious ways for my neighbor to support my school, I glanced down at the fund-raising kit's suggested opening line: "Hello, my name is (your name here) and I am selling delicious cheese-and-sausage products to raise money for (your school here)." That opening line would work fine, but I knew it wouldn't make me the top cheese-and-sausage salesman at my school. I decided to add in how my school needed new playground equipment and that the top salesman would win a trip to Disneyland, where I had always dreamed of visiting (insert 10-year-old grin here). Who could resist such a dramatic presentation? As it turned out, just about everyone. But at least they offered legitimate-sounding excuses. Some couldn't find their wallet or purse. Others had already bought cheese and sausage from another student. A few were allergic to both cheese and sausage -- and talk about bad luck -- they were also allergic to