Black Friday Diary
Happy Thanksgiving everyone. I'm taking the day off, but for anyone planning to do some Christmas shopping tomorrow on "Black Friday," I decided to post my diary of the day from a couple years ago. I met lots of interesting people: BLACK FRIDAY DIARY By MATT WIXON Tired, money-saving columnist for The Dallas Morning News I never thought I would be a Black Friday doorbuster. Getting up before 5 a.m., battling for a parking spot, zipping through department stores for 50 percent off sweaters and a complimentary snow globe … The early birds can have that. I’ll gladly be the sleeping rooster and pay full price later. So what the heck am I doing in my car, heading toward the mall on the day after Thanksgiving? Being a dedicated humor columnist, that’s what. I’m determined to give all you sleepyheads, who would never sacrifice four hours of sleep for four bucks off a Chicken Dance Elmo, a feeling of the most frenzied shopping day of the year. Also, Target has Candyland, Chutes a